Monday, August 24, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Call It Quits: Will The Tush Now Pitch For The Dodgers?
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Joe Montana & John Elway Have Some Advice For Brett Favre
I don't care what Joe Montana says about my situation. I'm still conflicted & everybody is just going to have to wait until I make up my mind.
Brett Favre 10:18 PM July 26th
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Ben Roethlisberger Responds to Assault Allegations
I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Ms. McNulty. Just look at her. C'mon.
Ben Roethlisberger 9:10 PM July 23rd
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Peephole-Gate Update: Erin Andrews Responds to Columnist Christine Brennan
Playing to the frat house? I was videotaped without my consent in a hotel room. Watch out Christine Brennan - I'm coming after you with my curling iron!
Erin Andrews 10:52 PM July 22nd
Ben Roethlisberger Asaulted This Woman Too...Even Though ESPN Won't Report It
I ASSaulted this fan too, however, I'm pretty sure she enjoyed the back door lovin'. Hopefully ESPN won't report this story either.
Ben Roethlisberger 10:04 AM Twitterberry
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Peep Inside The Hole Of Erin Andrews
Now Tim Tebow isn't the only one who has peeped into my hole. Thanks to that video there are a couple million other guys too.
Erin Andrews 11:56 AM July 18th
Friday, July 10, 2009
Sarkozy Says He Likes Big Butts
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Sarah Is Lookin' Forward To Life After Politics
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Sarah Palin To Host Talk Show? You Betcha
I have a higher calling in life and have decided to become a daytime talk show host. Look out Oprah, I'm comin' after ya.
Former Governor Sarah Palin 12:31 AM July 5th
Labels:
Babes,
Head Scratchers,
Political Talking Heads
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Simon Cowell Needs To Make A Lot More Money
$36 million a year for "American Idol" is OK, but I really need to make at least $100 million so I can afford to feed my family.
Simon Cowell 12:42 PM June 30th from Twitterberry
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Jon & Kate Are Irate
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Michael Cera Is Not Funny
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Fathers Day Is Very Busy For Evander Holyfield
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Hillary Clinton's Face Just Before Falling & Fracturing Her Elbow
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The Latest From Professional Football Player & Waffler Brett Favre
Monday, June 15, 2009
Is Will Ferrell's Act Wearing Thin?
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Shaq Headed To Cleveland To Play With LeBron?
Friday, June 12, 2009
Stan Van Gundy Rates His Performance In Game 4
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Sarah Palin Is Fightin' Mad
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Adam Lambert Is Gay: In Other News Grass Is Green
Monday, June 8, 2009
Kobe Bryant Relieved That Lakers Lead Series 2-0
Saturday, June 6, 2009
La Russa Settles Suit With Twitter Over Fake Account
I won my lawsuit against Twitter! Disneyland? Hell no. I'm going to party with Scott Skiles...the only man in the world who smiles less than me
Tony La Russa 5:15 AM June 6th
Tony La Russa had been in the process of suing Twitter because a faux account "damaged his reputation and caused emotional distress." However, late yesterday afternoon the suit was settled with Twitter agreeing to pay La Russa's court costs and making a donation to his animal rescue foundation. I guess all's well that ends well. Here is a link about the suit and another one about the settlement.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Warren Sapp Is An Intellectual Despite Evidence To The Contrary
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Fake Twitterers: Diddy Will Lock You Out
Here is the message that greeted me on twitter.com/iamdiddy as I tried to check Diddy's latest tweets on two of my computers earlier today:
This person has protected their updates.
Yes, it appears as though two of my IP Addresses have been banished/banned. Diddy will not permit me to read his tweets anymore and I've been locked out. It's a good thing I have a 3rd computer and later tonight I'll check on the status of that IP Address. I'll keep you posted...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Diddy Now Has 1 Million Twitter Followers
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Kobe Bryant Has A Message For LeBron James
Saturday, May 23, 2009
King James Leads Cavs To Dramatic Win
Friday, May 22, 2009
Leaf Indicted On Burglary & Drug Charges
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Ricky Rubio Tells Memphis & Oklahoma City To F@ck Off
Donde son Memphis y Oklahoma City? There's no way in hell I'm playing in either of those ciudads!
Ricky Rubio 12:23 PM May 21st
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Blake Griffin Is Headed To The Clippers
I don't mind playing for the Clippers, but can a new coach be hired? Mike Dunleavy doesn't seem to know what he's doing.
Blake Griffin 12:06 AM May 20th
Blake Griffin 12:06 AM May 20th
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Pelosi Solidifes Position As Most Despicable
Damn the facts, I'm sticking to my story. By the way, did you know I am the 3rd most powerful person in the country?
Nancy Pelosi 12:05 AM May 19th
Monday, May 18, 2009
Chucky...er...Jon Gruden Joins MNF Booth
I am really excited about joining Mike & Jaws in the booth this season. I hope they don't mind all the f-bombs that I'll be dropping.
John Gruden 8:45 AM May 18th
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Last Minute Instructions From Phil Jackson
Friday, May 15, 2009
Name That Diddy
Tweet/Countertweet
Puff Daddy, Puff, P Diddy, Diddy...what should I call myself next? How about just D?
Diddy 12:06 AM May 15th
Now here is a tweet from Diddy's Twitter account...http://twitter.com/iamdiddy
Did I tell yall I love jello?????11:38 PM May 12th from TwitterBerry
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Kenyon Martin Has A Message For Kobe Bryant
Sorry Kobe, it's not happening for you this year. We're going to kiss you goodbye. The Nuggets are going to the Finals!
Kenyon Martin 8:57 AM May 15th
Drew Rosenhaus Is The Best...Just Ask Him
I am the best sports agent alive today. Terrell Owens is nothing without me. Absolutely nothing.
Drew Rosenhaus 12:09 AM May 14th
Now here is an actual tweet from the Twitter account of Drew Rosenhaus at http://twitter.com/RosenhausSports:
Saw Star Trek with Jared Gaither of the Ravens. At 6"9 he is the tallest player in the NFL. I felt bad for the people sitting behind him.
Drew Rosenhaus 11 Hours Ago
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Kanye West Is No Diddy: Isn't A Fan Of Twitter
Diddy can tweet all he wants. I DON'T LIKE TWITTER & I'M PUTTING IT IN CAPS. BTW, I might have some anger management issues.
Kanye West 8:08 AM May 13th
Here is Mr. West's entire anti-Twitter blog rant...
“DON’T HAVE A F****** TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A F****** TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A F****** FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”
Kanye West 8:08 AM May 13th
Here is Mr. West's entire anti-Twitter blog rant...
“DON’T HAVE A F****** TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A F****** TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A F****** FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Star Trek Looks Like A Very Entertaining Movie
I tried to put together a cast to appeal to the non-paste eating, Dungeons & Dragons playing and pocket protector wearing crowd.
J.J. Abrams 12:06 AM May 12th
Monday, May 11, 2009
The Mouth That Roared: Mark Cuban
Every Denver Nuggets player is a thug. Their mothers are too. Especially Kenyon Martin's mother. She's Queen of the Thugs.
Mark Cuban 12:53 PM May 11th
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Jonathan Rhys Myers Talks About The Tudors
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Za Za To Inherit $100 Million...If He Marries
Friday, May 8, 2009
Brett The Waffler Weighs In
I'm going to wait until Vikings mini-camp ends & the Manny story dies down. I have to be the top story at all times.
Brett Favre 1:05 PM May 8th
Brett Favre 1:05 PM May 8th
Thursday, May 7, 2009
They Got Me. Estoy Atornillado.
Lo siento mucho. Estoy jodido. I'm busted. See you in 50 games.
Manny Ramirez 2:24 PM May 7th
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Favre To Meet With Brad Childress Tonight?
Favre Is Destined To Play For The Vikings
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
That Can't Be Kelly, Can It?
I wonder if anyone knows that I was in "Top Gun" and "Witness"
Kelly McGillis 11:50 AM May 5th
Monday, May 4, 2009
Jackman Can't Believe Wolverine Is A Blockbuster
Really? Are you serious? You're kidding, right? I guess I have 87 million reasons to smile!
Hugh Jackman 12:06 PM May 4th
The Birdman Has Taken Flight
Bring on the Lakers. We're going to take them down!
Chris Andersen 5:58 AM May 4th
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