Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Call It Quits: Will The Tush Now Pitch For The Dodgers?

Now I have time to make my dreams come true & pitch for the Dodgers. I'm sure nobody will mind the red pumps.

Kim Kardashian 5:12 PM July 27th

Joe Montana & John Elway Have Some Advice For Brett Favre

I don't care what Joe Montana says about my situation. I'm still conflicted & everybody is just going to have to wait until I make up my mind.

Brett Favre 10:18 PM July 26th

Ben Roethlisberger Responds to Assault Allegations

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I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Ms. McNulty. Just look at her. C'mon.

Ben Roethlisberger 9:10 PM July 23rd

Peephole-Gate Update: Erin Andrews Responds to Columnist Christine Brennan

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Playing to the frat house? I was videotaped without my consent in a hotel room. Watch out Christine Brennan - I'm coming after you with my curling iron!

Erin Andrews 10:52 PM July 22nd

Ben Roethlisberger Asaulted This Woman Too...Even Though ESPN Won't Report It

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I ASSaulted this fan too, however, I'm pretty sure she enjoyed the back door lovin'. Hopefully ESPN won't report this story either.

Ben Roethlisberger 10:04 AM Twitterberry

Peep Inside The Hole Of Erin Andrews

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Now Tim Tebow isn't the only one who has peeped into my hole. Thanks to that video there are a couple million other guys too.

Erin Andrews 11:56 AM July 18th

Sarkozy Says He Likes Big Butts

What can I say? Sir Mix-A-Lot and I like what we like. The girl had a very nice derriere and I took a few seconds to admire it.

Nicolas Sarkozy July 10th 6:16 PM

Sarah Is Lookin' Forward To Life After Politics

The heck with all this partisan politics stuff. I'm goin' fishin' & huntin'!!

Sarah Palin 11:20 PM July 7th

Sarah Palin To Host Talk Show? You Betcha

I have a higher calling in life and have decided to become a daytime talk show host. Look out Oprah, I'm comin' after ya.

Former Governor Sarah Palin 12:31 AM July 5th