Kim Kardashian Is A Role Model

Tweet Of The Day

Since Sean Hannity said I'm a good role model it must be true. All little girls should aspire to grow up to be just like me.

Kim Kardashian 12:15 AM April 30th

Vick Free In Three

Tweet Of The Day - Honorable Mention

The Bengals are on "Hard Knocks" this year? I'm heading to Cincinnati! Can't wait to play with Tank, Ocho Cinco & Chris Henry!!

Mike Vick 12:04 PM April 29th

Byron Scott Is Doing A Great Job

Tweet Of The Day

121-63 is only 58 points. Not bad at all. I've been up all night working on a game plan for tonight & we should be able to say within 30.

Byron Scott 12:49 AM April 29th

Porky Sends First Tweet

Tweet Of The Day

My sincere condolences to all the families, but we're getting a bum rap. Swine flu has nothing to do with eating pork. Spread the word.

Porky Pig 12:04 AM April 28th

Matthew McConaughey Looking For His Shirt

Honorable Mention - Tweet Of The Day

"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" comes out on May 1st! Sorry ladies, I was forced to wear a shirt for most of the movie.

Matthew McConaughey 12:18 PM April 27th from text

Al Davis Is An Absolute Genius

Tweet Of The Day

Darrius Heyward-Bey will lead us to the Super Bowl this season. Fuck it. Next year I'm taking Usain Bolt in the 1st Round.

Al Davis 8:04 AM April 27th

Stacey Is Simply Dashtacular

Tweet Of The Day

Hollywood execs are CLUELESS. Look at me. I'm 43-years old and should be on the A-List. Am I wrong?

Stacey Dash 6:26 AM April 26th

Rise & Shine! It's Erin Andrews Day

Tweet Of The Day

NFL Draft? What Draft? Everybody is tuning in to ESPN today to watch me
Erin Andrews 5:37 AM April 25th

The Fabulous Fabricio

Tweet Of The Day

So what if I'm the 12th man. I outscored that scrub Duncan last night 10-4. I'm a stud. It must be the cool hair.

Fabricio Oberto at 12:24 PM April 24th


Now for our first Tweet/Countertweet feature. According to Athlete Tweets (see Sidebar) over at sportsfanlive.com here is an actual tweet from Fabricio:

finished practice, now trying to get lunch with Manu
12:08 PM April 24th


Honestly, which one do you prefer?

Lefty Is The Best

Tweet Of The Day

Professional Golfer Phil Mickelson
6:27 AM April 23rd

Man, the shit is about to hit the fan. I'm not going to be smiling in a few weeks when my life becomes a soap opera.

Honorable Mention

Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino
6:56 AM April 23rd

At least you have a few weeks, Lefty. I had to send my son to the University of Florida to avoid the shitstorm that is brewing here in Kentucky.

Down Goes Dikembe

Tweet Of The Day

Injured center Dikembe Mutombo at 9:06 AM on April 22nd

Me like cookies. Who wants to sex Mutombo now? Knee hurts. Sex make Mutombo feel better.

Mr. Moore Is Now The King

Best Tweet Of The Day

Actor and Twitter King Ashton Kutcher
4/21/09 at 7:47 a.m.

I have 1 mil.+ following tweets like: I feel like I'm running for class president. I'll get us pizza 4 hot lunch on Tuesdays & Fridays!



Honorable Mention

NBC Commentator and Sports Illustrated writer Peter King
4/21/09 at 7:05 a.m.

Brett Favre's asshole smells like a bed of roses. It was a bit of a tight squeeze getting in, but my oversized cranium now has plenty of room



Talk Show Host Oprah Winfrey
4/21/09 at 8:17 a.m.

Steadman doesn't like me twittering. I need to get rid of this beard asap with help from my strictly platonic best friend Gayle.