Sarkozy Says He Likes Big Butts

What can I say? Sir Mix-A-Lot and I like what we like. The girl had a very nice derriere and I took a few seconds to admire it.

Nicolas Sarkozy July 10th 6:16 PM

Sarah Is Lookin' Forward To Life After Politics

The heck with all this partisan politics stuff. I'm goin' fishin' & huntin'!!

Sarah Palin 11:20 PM July 7th

Sarah Palin To Host Talk Show? You Betcha

I have a higher calling in life and have decided to become a daytime talk show host. Look out Oprah, I'm comin' after ya.

Former Governor Sarah Palin 12:31 AM July 5th

Simon Cowell Needs To Make A Lot More Money

$36 million a year for "American Idol" is OK, but I really need to make at least $100 million so I can afford to feed my family.

Simon Cowell 12:42 PM June 30th from Twitterberry

Jon & Kate Are Irate

Michael Jackson's death was a very sad story, but now nobody is talking about us anymore. It's just not fair!

Jon & Kate 4:44 PM June 27th

Michael Cera Is Not Funny

A dead man has about as much range as I do as an actor. Maybe I'm just not that funny. "Year One" is bombing and I must be the reason.

Michael Cera 7:00 PM June 23rd

Fathers Day Is Very Busy For Evander Holyfield

Shawn Kemp is on Easy Street. Since I have 11 kids with 9 different women I'm simply exhausted on Fathers Day. Can't Keep all my kids straight.

Evander Holyfield 9:09 June 21st