Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mr. Moore Is Now The King

Best Tweet Of The Day



Actor and Twitter King Ashton Kutcher
4/21/09 at 7:47 a.m.

I have 1 mil.+ following tweets like: I feel like I'm running for class president. I'll get us pizza 4 hot lunch on Tuesdays & Fridays!



Honorable Mention


NBC Commentator and Sports Illustrated writer Peter King
4/21/09 at 7:05 a.m.

Brett Favre's asshole smells like a bed of roses. It was a bit of a tight squeeze getting in, but my oversized cranium now has plenty of room



Talk Show Host Oprah Winfrey
4/21/09 at 8:17 a.m.

Steadman doesn't like me twittering. I need to get rid of this beard asap with help from my strictly platonic best friend Gayle.

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